Although she chose to spend Christmas living la vida loca* in Cuba, Aunt Mabel found it intolerable that her family saw this as an opportunity to skip buying her Christmas presents. She would never accept the fact and tore round their houses searching for her gifts when she returned after new years eve thoroughly shagged and hangover.
By the way, she used the same technique when shopping and was unable to find her favourite goose liver pate or fresh clams. The people working at her regular grocers wisely left her alone, particularly those who had been victim of her boiling anger, foul language and hard kicks.
* The crazy life (for those of you who donโt speak Spanish and didnโt bother to check it on Google translator)
HA! ๐ When she goes in, Aunt Mabel goes all in! Gotta’ admire that! ๐ ๐
la vida loca HUGS!!! ๐
La vida loca ๐ ๐
As kids we used to argue about who would get the “Parson’s nose,” after seeing dear Aunt Mable in that position I’m just glad I’m a veggie now ๐
He he ๐ ๐
That supermarket freezer thing… I think that’s how she got pregnant the second time, right?
If anyone dared getting that close ๐
Ha! My favorite Mabel yet!
She’s hard not to like, isn’t she ๐