This Baby Doll, who goes under the intriguing name of Elspeth, had one of the most popular fixations any young woman ever dreamed of! It seems that when Elspeth was a very young girl, she was frightened by someone (or something) while sleeping in her own Little baddy-bye, in her own little bedroom. Ever since then, little Elspeth has had a freak kind of fear of bedrooms. She just won’t sleep in one. She’ll sleep on the floor, or on a table, or a couch _ or even the back seat of a car! But never in a bedroom!
As you can probably realize, this makes for all kinds of problems for Elspeth. When she travels, which she does quite extensively in her work, she usually gets a hotel suite, so there is a kind of living room arrangement with a couch or something. Her own pad is a one-room plus kitchen plus bath affair – but the one room is about forty by fifty feet in size. It has a fireplace, couches, chairs, fleecy rugs, jazzy tables, counter tops and breakfronts … but no bedroom and no bed!
Elspeth’s boyfriends, of whom there are quite a few, are usually a little shook the first time they pick her up. Elspeth is as toothsome a chick as ever laid kick to pad but when the lads look around for the "game room" there ain’t one! Naturally, most red-blooded American Boys can cope with a situation like this. But Elspeth happens to dig a lot of foreign types, too … the suave Continentals just don’t get the picture.
After all, who can imagine a sleek South American, or a dashing Italian, wrestling on a living room couch? Neither can Elspeth! So as you can see (very plainly) Elspeth has a problem. She can’t sleep in a bed, or in a bedroom … and just looking at her in most cases makes the thoughts run in forbidden directions. Have you any suggestions on how Elspeth can cure her phobia, WE HAVE!!