Never In A Bedroom!

A digital recreation of an article published in Baby Doll Magazine Vol1 No2 from 1963

This Baby Doll, who goes under the intriguing name of Elspeth, had one of the most popular fixations any young woman ever dreamed of! It seems that when Elspeth was a very young girl, she was frightened by someone (or something) while sleeping in her own Little baddy-bye, in her own little bedroom. Ever since then, little Elspeth has had a freak kind of fear of bedrooms. She just won’t sleep in one. She’ll sleep on the floor, or on a table, or a couch _ or even the back seat of a car! But never in a bedroom!

As you can probably realize, this makes for all kinds of problems for Elspeth. When she travels, which she does quite extensively in her work, she usually gets a hotel suite, so there is a kind of living room arrangement with a couch or something. Her own pad is a one-room plus kitchen plus bath affair – but the one room is about forty by fifty feet in size. It has a fireplace, couches, chairs, fleecy rugs, jazzy tables, counter tops and breakfronts … but no bedroom and no bed!

Elspeth’s boyfriends, of whom there are quite a few, are usually a little shook the first time they pick her up. Elspeth is as toothsome a chick as ever laid kick to pad but when the lads look around for the "game room" there ain’t one! Naturally, most red-blooded American Boys can cope with a situation like this. But Elspeth happens to dig a lot of foreign types, too … the suave Continentals just don’t get the picture.

After all, who can imagine a sleek South American, or a dashing Italian, wrestling on a living room couch? Neither can Elspeth! So as you can see (very plainly) Elspeth has a problem. She can’t sleep in a bed, or in a bedroom … and just looking at her in most cases makes the thoughts run in forbidden directions. Have you any suggestions on how Elspeth can cure her phobia, WE HAVE!!