Claudia Eleanor Stranden Grimerud

Claudia Eleanor is self-employed and specializes in home parties where she sells lingerie, sleepwear, swimwear and beachwear in retro style with emphasis on forties and fifties. The ideas for the products she finds in old magazines and weeklies and she gets those produced made in seedy sweatshops in the Far East. That her products are made by underpaid child labourers does not bother Claudia Eleanor the least as long as the goods are up to standard and to everyone’s taste among west-end ladies she invites to her home parties. Here she’s not different than most Europeans who get their products manufactured in that part of the world. The news can constantly show us PR assholes from companies both larger and more famous than Claudia Eleanor’s standing there telling us that this was something the knew absolutely nothing about.

Claudia Eleanor lives in one of the town’s most fashionable quarters. She is unmarried and has an innate scepticism towards everything so much reminiscent of steady male companions. When it comes to men, she is definitely in the use then and dispose of them category. Every man who has started a relationship with this lady has got her foot in his ass as fast as Claudia Eleanor started to get bored. Sought after as she is as her small business is booming, she has had the pleasure of ramming her foot in the ass of a wide range of men already. The men who hang out at Moxie’s is not in her league, which they themselves are woefully aware of. Only Bertram Normann – Holte has tried his luck, but his confidence in his abilities when it comes to charming the opposite sex is so unrealistic it is almost beyond comprehension.

Two months of the year, the two coldest, Claudia Eleanor spend in her house on the French Riviera. Here she host the most extravagant parties, which she maliciously boast about  at Moxie’s the  remaining ten months. This of course has not done her very popular, but wealth is as we all know the only thing people in the upper echelons look up to, so the regulars put up with her, even though they are green with envy.