Posts Tagged ‘PhotoShop’



I found this cut out PhotoShop fun at “death becomes her” a couple of weeks ago and this is how long I managed to keep myself from trying it out – Ted

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Don’t you just love it when scientists try to predict how this and that will look and be in 50 years. I have magazines and weeklies from as far back as 1900 and whenever someone is trying to see into the future they always miss by a mile or more 😉

But unfortunately this particular prediction is a hoax. The claims in the caption are false. The picture does not depict a 1954 prediction of how a home computer might look in 2004. In fact, the picture was an entry in a Fark.com Photoshop contest that uses a Smithsonian exhibit photograph depicting a full-scale mock-up of a typical nuclear-powered submarine’s manoeuvring room as a source image.– Ted

Image and part of the text found at “Hoax-Slayer

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A lot of PhotoShop jobs featuring this tear gas happy cop has turned up on the net in the last few days, this one is one of the better ones – Ted
Image found at “
Steroge will do

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English Impressions
These images are made by scanning overexposed slides on 135 film without any light from above, in other words scanned as though they were paper photos or printed matter.

The images was sized to 1300 px in PhotoShop and the brightness adjusted to give them a transparent feel. Then the hue was adjusted towards a slightly redish blue tint and saturation reduced rather heavily to dim the colours. Then two rounds of watercolour filter were added and the images sharpened. Finally the images was reduced in size to 50%.

bi_001 bi_005
bi_007 bi_013
bi_015 bi_018

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the_queen_of_fire the_queen_of_ice
the_gueen_of_the lake

Three illustrations made by my alter ego in a combination of Painter, Photoshop & CorelPaint often moved from software to software several time before I was happy with the result.

An observant visitor will recognize Jayne Mansfield as the queen of ice and Marilyn Monroe as the queen of the lake. Who the queen of the fire was has slipped my mind.

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Bad Breath

01579_fluA fat moustache and a new pinstripe want do you much good when you got a killer breath like that.

Monochrome image is another one found at Bibi’s Fffound, but the killer breath was added by me.


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A woman’s dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.

You have to be born a sex symbol. You don’t become one. If you’re born with it, you’ll have it even when you’re 100 years old.

I think the quality of sexiness comes from within. It is something that is in you or it isn’t and it really doesn’t have much to do with breasts or thighs or the pout of your lips.

Quotes from the sensual
Sophia Loren

Image found at : ”Stirred, Straight Up, with a Twist” though heavily modified.


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