From the 33rd edition of āXXth Century Health And Pleasure Resorts Of Europeā published in 1933
āDO NOTSā FOR AMERICANS
AND OTHER VISITORS
DO NOT say "We have heard all this before". Of course you have, but others have not.
DO NOT allow the unfavourable exchange to deter you from travelling abroad. An equivalent reduction in the terms offered by hotels compensates largely for the difference.
DO NOT sit at home and mope. Get away somewhere. If you cannot afford a hotel de luxe, you will find plenty of inexpensive hotels in our lists.
DO NOT hesitate to ask for what you want. Hotel proprietors are only too pleased to know what even the few may find lacking in their arrangements. Anything wanted should however be asked for on arrival (not when the staff has retired for the night).
DO NOT start for the Continent without a small amount of the currency of the country you intend landing in. You will require this immediately on arriving for porters, taxis, etc.
DO NOT expect baths to be included in terms quoted. They are always an "extra" on the Continent unless arranged for or where bathroom is "attached".
DO NOT expect to find soap in your bedroom on the Continent. It is seldom supplied
DO NOT do the cinematograph kind of travelling, viz., getting in and out of so many places in a given time. It is fagging, expensive and you get no more knowledge of the place and the people than you would at a picture palace.
DO NOT omit to label your luggage on the Continent. A strong label bearing name and destination should be attached to each piece of luggage.
DO NOT confuse Genoa (in Italian" Genova") with Geneva, Lausanne with Lucerne, or St. Maurice with St. Moritz. Quite recently a case was brought to our notice of Americans who had landed in Marseilles finding themselves in Geneva instead of Genoa, the mistake not being discovered until the morning after their arrival.
DO NOT reserve rooms unless you intend paying for them. Travellers are sometimes diverted from their original plans by fellow-travellers or touts. It is the duty of anyone who has reserved a room to pay for it, or to give 24 hours notice of non-arrival. Slackness in this respect may cause an obliging hotel-keeper considerable loss.
DO NOT attempt housekeeping abroad if you do not speak the language of the Country. It is cheaper and more comfortable to settle down in a family pension and be free from the worries of domestic responsibilities.
DO NOT give any further tips, when a percentage for service is charged on the bill, except for extra or outside services. To do so is to stultify the system, and to cause extra expense to future travellers.
DO NOT ask to see the Place occupied by President Wilson or the" American Member" when visiting the League of Nations.
DO NOT speak of the natives of the country you happen to be in as" foreigners." You yourself are the foreigner.
DO NOT start on a journey without knowing what you want. Sport, climatic conditions, scenery sight-seeing, rest, pleasure, cures, are all obtainable on the Continent, but anyone not knowing what he wants can easily hit upon places in no way suitable to his requirements.
DO NOT consider yourself entitled to your room until the hour of departure if leaving in the evening. Hotel proprietors may be (and generally are) obliging in regard to this, but legally rooms belong to the visitor till mid-day only.
DO NOT if you can help it, choose the height of the season for your holiday, unless circumstances oblige you to do so. The majority of places are most attractive during Spring, early Summer and Autumn. Popular Continental sea-bathing resorts are decidedly more suitable for English and Americans during June and the early part of July. Climbers are of course obliged to stick to the Summer months, but are able to avoid the crowd by seeking the high altitudes and more remote resorts. Sporting skiers prefer late January and February when the sunshine and daylight are prolonged and the snow frequently deeper and more reliable.
DO NOT start for a fashionable Winter Sport hotel without evening dress unless you wish to attend the fancy dress balls only.
DO NOT let your ignorance of languages give you any anxiety. It is very rare that you will find any hotel where someone does not speak English, and in main railway stations there are always plenty of officials or other passengers to help you out of a difficulty.
DO NOT grumble at regulations (for motorists or others). It is more courteous to accept graciously the laws of the country where you are the foreigner.
DO NOT neglect precautions on glaciers or minor ascents. The majority of so-called mountaineering accidents have occurred where it would be considered absurd to take a guide. Under certain conditions even grass slopes can be dangerous to anyone losing their hold.
DO NOT start for the mountains without substantial boots. You will very soon be confined to your hotel if you do.
DO NOT expect "attentive service" after 10 p. m. The eight hours bill and abolition of tips have had their influence on hotel regulations in this respect.
DO NOT allow yourself to be wheedled by touts Into night sightseeing in Marseilles or other large towns. If you wish to go in for anything of this kind, ask the hotel proprietor to supply a competent guide.
DO NOT take more hand-luggage in the carriage than you can carry. It is inconvenient and will cost you quite as much for porters at stations as the registrations.
DO NOT economise space in luggage. It is better to have one superfluous item of luggage than to have difficulty in re-packing after each stop. An extra suit-case also facilitates a division of luggage for overnight stay.
DO NOT play bridge in hotels or local clubs without expecting your own estimation of your powers to be reduced in the opinion of others by 75 per cent. If you want to make friends do not play too well to start with, but gradually improve, seemingly under the kind tuition of the others, and, whenever you make a mistake, do not quote the Portland Club for it.
DO NOT imagine that you can walk up the Jungfrau before breakfast when you see it on arriving at Interlaken. Distances and heights are deceptive in Switzerland.
DO NOT be too confident about displaying yourself on the Continental bathing beach until you have assured yourself that you are not knock-kneed or suffering from obesity or other physical imperfection. On some beaches official interference with the display of figures not reaching a certain standard of attractiveness is known to exist.
DO NOT rebuff the advances of fellow-travellers who wish to be sociable. You gain nothing and risk losing much by so doing.
DO NOT travel without the "Travellers’ Pocket Reference." It contains in a condensed form the information given in our larger publications and will be sent free of charge to anyone mentioning this book.
DO NOT ignore the advice given in our pages. It is the fruit of experience.