Flex That Face
Yes, Ladies … the face needs to be conditioned, as well as the body! No one will want to give you a second glance if the face doesn’t match what’s below. Follow these facial expressions in the following order:
1. The "I’ve been constipated for weeks" look
2. The "I can’t fit that in my mouth" look
3. The "O NO U DINT" look
4.The "Is that 5 carats?" look
5. The "I don’t buy knock-offs" look
6. The "GobbleWobbler Call"
7. The "Those don’t look real" look
8. The "I don’t swallow" look
Remember, ladies, practice makes perfect! Text and image found at The Kitsch Bitsch
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